Who really looks at this?

It appears that I have hit 3,000 views to this poorly written and grammatically incorrect page!!!!!  For the 5 people I know that look at this...you must have a lot of time on your hands and really need to do something better with your spare time. From this point I am going to charge $100 per view....send cash cause I don't want Uncle Sam finding out. Wish I would have thought of this before....I be up 300 large.